Corrupt a wish 2

[Hannah]

Ok... I looked through all of the threads here, so I can be reasonably sure that we don't have this one yet. It's on MDW, but a lot of new people are there and, like, virtually NO old people. EDIT: On the thread, I mean.

So, I decided to post it here. It's incredibly fun if you're creative.

So, here's how you play;
1. First poster wishes for something.
2. Second poster grants and corrupts wish and then wishes for something else.

Example;
I wish I had some tea.

Granted, but it's poisoned.
I wish I had an iPad.

Granted, but it's broken.

PS- Original credit for this thread goes to the dude Lilyflower stole it off of.

[Lilyflower]

Granted, but you're craving Money Nut Cheerios. They come with coins to choke on. *laughs evily*

I wish I could eat potatoe chips dipped in chocolate. I love it. :-)

[Jessie~the~Singer]

Granted, but the chocolate is spoiled and the potatoes have parasites.

I wish we would stop talking about food.

[Lilyflower]

Granted, but I'm guessing you're hungry so I will wave a s'more in your face.

I wish I wasn't in an evil mood.

[Jessie~the~Singer]

Granted, but now you're in an emo mood.

I wish you weren't, either.

[Lilyflower]

Granted, but since I'm in an evil mood I feel like making an evil character for the Narnia rp and doing something with that. But mainly I feel like laughing evily.

I wish for it to rain chocoalate ice cream.

[Jessie~the~Singer]

(Yes! Make a charrie and rp!)

Granted, but it's melted.

I wish someone would rp.

[Lilyflower]

(But we're just getting introduced, how can I make that work?)

Granted. But it's not me first, since my character wouldn't work because she's further away than everyone else.

I wish that my school's computers would actually work for me. They all seem to hate me.

[Hannah]

Granted, but they love you so much that they follow you around everywhere and stalk you.

I wish that Partrk would join the God damn RP already.

[Jessie~the~Singer]

Granted, but he only replies with one-liners.

I wish Hannah would ANSWER MY TEXTS!!

[Hannah]

Granted, but you also feel inspired to jump off a cliff and fall to our death.

I wish Partrk would join the RP, LIKE HE SAID HE WOULD, and not only post one-liners.

[Jessie~the~Singer]

Granted, but you have an allergic reaction to your shampoo and it all falls out.

I wish my friend would stop sending me these annoying forwards...

[Lilyflower]

Granted, but now he/she's sending annoying things that you can't get out of that has a virus in it and kills whatever you're getting the forwards on.

I wish it wasn't humid outside.