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May 2010 Blog Posts (7)

Thirty things I love doing that will get me lynched one day:

1. Going to the bookstore and switching the, “Signed by the author,” stickers from the correct books to the Bible.…

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Added by Fake on May 26, 2010 at 7:00am — 2 Comments

STORY TIME: Mondays suck.

Once upon a time, on a Monday, there was a girl named Hailey. And Hailey was having an exceptionally bad day.

It all started when she woke up. To the sound of her mother screaming at her for not doing the kitty litter last night. Which, she forgot about, due to the exponential amount of homework Hailey was required to do. And the fact that she had to go to bed by ten.

So Hailey went to take a shower. Yes, boys and girls, personal hygiene is very important to maintain so that… Continue

Added by Hannah on May 25, 2010 at 7:30am — 14 Comments

Leaving

I'm leaving here, again. No worries, this time I won't be deleting my account, I don't think anything could come out of that other than the site would lose a few thousand posts.

Fact of the matter is, I'm not happy here, anymore. Or in general, I guess. The site seemingly hasn't been the 'safe place away' for a good while and the former home is only depressing me further.

I said earlier I'd left all other fandoms/fandom-based-sites, pretty much,…

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Added by Lamp Post on May 24, 2010 at 12:30pm — 5 Comments

My Perfect World

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Added by Nighthawk on May 21, 2010 at 9:00am — 3 Comments

Edward Cullen Official Theme Songs

Ahem.

*clears throat*

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WHEN MILD MANNERED EDWARD CULLEN WAS BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE PIXIE ELF, HE OVERNIGHT DEVELOPED SUPER PIXIE POWERS! FROM THEN ON, HE WAS KNOWN AS SPARKLEMAN! PROTECTOR OF THE INNOCENT! DEFENDER OF TRUTH! HERO OF JUSTICE!

(To the theme of the old spiderman…

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Added by Dual on May 17, 2010 at 2:00am — 3 Comments

Little Red Ryeding Hood

Hi there. The name’s Talbot Alvazam, but most people call me Man, sometimes following the also less than flattering, “Big Bad,” description. On account of my being a bzou. Not the cleverest…

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Added by Fake on May 8, 2010 at 9:30am — 6 Comments

Fang: Alternate Ending book project

Reviews? I'm really not satisfied with this at all, but it's due tomorrow.

I should really stop procrastinating.

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"Oh, God, Dylan-don't," I found myself pleading. "It's just-enough. Enough already."

Dylan stopped. Just like that. "Okay, Max."

He looked at me, then at Fang, then at the doctor.

Then he plunged the needle into his own arm.

It… Continue

Added by odyssey2341 on May 3, 2010 at 6:30am — 1 Comment