Fake's Blog – December 2009 Archive (2)

Winter-oh, winter. How I love thee.



The most wonderful time of the year, they say-I'd have to agree.



While we bask in our money, presents under our Christmas tree,



As we head up to the mountains and snowboard and ski,







Our homeless brethren freeze and cry



As the land of death becomes for them nigh,



Their children shiver, and by the truckload die.



Snow drifts slowly downward-death from the… Continue

((Ciao. Fake Crowley here.

Anyways, this is the sequel to the hit (I.E, one or two people read it and laughed once, maybe twice) parody, “Twilight in a Nutshell.” Copyright Team Omen. If you want to post it somewhere-say, MDW-feel free. In fact, I’d encourage it, so long as you name Team Omen as the creators (I, Fake Fang/Crowley, and my buddy Azirafail.) Azirafail, also known as Steve, is the main creator of this parody, with me contributing. This was originally scheduled to be released… Continue