Corrupt a wish 2

[Hannah]

Ok... I looked through all of the threads here, so I can be reasonably sure that we don't have this one yet. It's on MDW, but a lot of new people are there and, like, virtually NO old people. EDIT: On the thread, I mean.

So, I decided to post it here. It's incredibly fun if you're creative.

So, here's how you play;
1. First poster wishes for something.
2. Second poster grants and corrupts wish and then wishes for something else.

Example;
I wish I had some tea.

Granted, but it's poisoned.
I wish I had an iPad.

Granted, but it's broken.

PS- Original credit for this thread goes to the dude Lilyflower stole it off of.

[Hannah]

I wish that nobody had ever been banned on MX. :(

[Lamp Post]

>.> I think there are several old people still. . . . .

Granted, but there're lots of squees/spam littering about.

[Hannah]

Yes... But none/few of them are on that particular thread.

Granted, but you didn't wish for anything, so screw you.

[Lamp Post]

*honestly thinks its a fail thread*

*shrugs* Love you, too.

I wish it was May of '09 again.

[Hannah]

Well... I like it. You don't have to participate...

Granted, but the space-time continuum got screwed in the granting of your wish, so you don't exist.

EDIT: I wish that the American flag was purple, white, and black.

[Lamp Post]

Yes. I know. Thanks for stating the obvious, though.

Cool. *doesn't exist* *wins*

Granted, but the flag burns the eyes to look at.

I wish I had more time. . .

[Hannah]

You're welcome. :D

Granted, but you don't need time because you don't exist.

I wish that I lived in Italy.

[Lilyflower]

Thank you for mentioning me, but I stole it off of TTS, never gave credit. So sorry whoever you are.


Granted, but you have forever and forever turns out to be incredibly boring

I wish that people had very long and flexible tongues.

[Lilyflower]

But I already have a long flexible tongue... Does it get cut off or something?
Granted but you have alien bites instead.

I wish my drawing hadn't come out so suckish.

[Hannah]

Granted, but it's amazing and everybody loves it and you become an instant celebrity and you go on drugs and die from cocaine.

I wish that I was mature.

[Hannah]

Granted, but you're in hell. OH NO TALLY COME BACK!!!!! IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO BELIEVE.

I wish... I think you know what I wish. It involves last night's events text. But it's rather rude... :3

[Hannah]

Granted, but you're asleep dreaming about ninjas in dark attire.

I wish Silver would stop ruining my homicidal plans.