Corrupt a wish 2

[Hannah]

Ok... I looked through all of the threads here, so I can be reasonably sure that we don't have this one yet. It's on MDW, but a lot of new people are there and, like, virtually NO old people. EDIT: On the thread, I mean.

So, I decided to post it here. It's incredibly fun if you're creative.

So, here's how you play;
1. First poster wishes for something.
2. Second poster grants and corrupts wish and then wishes for something else.

Example;
I wish I had some tea.

Granted, but it's poisoned.
I wish I had an iPad.

Granted, but it's broken.

PS- Original credit for this thread goes to the dude Lilyflower stole it off of.

[Lilyflower]

Granted, you do help her with her plans, but then the chickens come. *cue scary music* They come and attack and take over the whole entire Earth! Mwahahahaha!

I wish my friend would sit at my table again and my other "friend" would leave.

[RantingSidekick]

Granted but she may not sit near you, you'd have to yell.

I wish... He would reply to that text. >./body>

[Lilyflower]

Granted, but he turns into a purple dinosaur first.

I wish... I wish for... something? I'm all wished out :(

[Hannah]

Granted, but your wish wasn't specific, so it is twisted into something you didn't want. And you're dead.

I wish that the wishing part was just as fun as the corrupting part.

[Lilyflower]

Granted, but... but we all turn into fish.Yeah that should do it.

I wish I knew if I had home work.

[Hannah]

XD

Granted, but you have a lot.

I wish I hadn't wished myself fishy.

[Lilyflower]

Granted, but I'm a bit confused on what that's supposed to mean.

I wish that no one had problems with their platelets.

[Hannah]

Granted, but I don't know what a platelet is, and I don't feel like googling it, so I grant that no one ever has problems with miniature, feminine plates.

I wish you had understood my fish joke.

[Lilyflower]

Granted.
When I wished for that wish I was doing science home work. It has to do with blood and platelets help it stop bleeding everywhere and scab up and heal. And if you have a problem with them you can just bleed and bleed forever. I'm guessing it's not fun.

I wish I had better rosin. Mine sucks.

[Hannah]

Granted, but I think that means you're a violin player, in which case your life is corrupted enough. XD

I wish that it was Tuesday already.

[Lilyflower]

I am a violin player. But I could have been a viola, cello, or bass player. I also play piano. And once I tried to teach myself guitar, but all I learned was how to tune it.

Granted, but I have no clue why you're wishing this.

I wish for my hill to have words come up when I click on it. (We're making our own island and putting it on google earth and we have to have landmarks and it's really annoying.)

[Hannah]

Granted, but that hill doesn't exist, so when people travel there, they get mad and kill you.

I wish that I could read ANGLE: A Maximum Ride novel.