Corrupt a wish 2

[Hannah]

Ok... I looked through all of the threads here, so I can be reasonably sure that we don't have this one yet. It's on MDW, but a lot of new people are there and, like, virtually NO old people. EDIT: On the thread, I mean.

So, I decided to post it here. It's incredibly fun if you're creative.

So, here's how you play;
1. First poster wishes for something.
2. Second poster grants and corrupts wish and then wishes for something else.

Example;
I wish I had some tea.

Granted, but it's poisoned.
I wish I had an iPad.

Granted, but it's broken.

PS- Original credit for this thread goes to the dude Lilyflower stole it off of.

[Lilyflower]

Granted, but I was in caps-lock for a second there, so you must disregard this post almost compleatly excepting that it has already been corrupted.

I wish for someone to win American Idol even though I'm only watching the finale.

[Jessie~the~Singer]

Granted, but Simon wins, then streaks across the stage and slaps Paula.

I wish ABC would play Transformers in the right order. They played Revenge of the Fallen last night, and now they're playing the first one. FAIL.

[Lilyflower]

Oh. My. God. That would be so epic! (what you granted, I mean)
Granted, but I have no clue what you're talking about. So to me, it's not really a fail, but a "oh, uh, okay". But, of coarse, that's only me.

I wish Simon didn't leave. He's the only reason I bothered to watch the finale.

[Hannah]

Granted, but he didn't leave, he died. OMIGOD NONONONONO!!!!!

I wish I was perfect and everybody loved me and I lived happily ever after.

[Jessie~the~Singer]

Must I corrupt that? It's corrupted enough. XD

Granted, but EVERYONE loves you. Including animals. Which also includes Tahoe spiders.

I wish my foot wasn't asleep. :\

[Lilyflower]

Granted, but your nose is, which is a very strange feeling. Not that I would know...

I wish for my trip to the aquarium to be tommorow so I could pet the stingrays.

[Jessie~the~Singer]

Granted, but they forgot to take the stinger off of one, which stings you, paralyzing your arm. Then a baby shark comes and bites 3 of your fingers off.

I wish I was a ninja.

[Jessie~the~Singer]

Granted, but it's a one-liner with nothing to build on so it's like Dannii never posted at all.

I wish YOU would reply to the roleplay.

[Jessie~the~Singer]

*Gasp* EVIL!!

Granted, but you sleep for a 100 years like Sleeping Beauty.

I wish I didn't have to get my first filling next month.

[Lilyflower]

Granted, but she texts you that she has to leave. And that's it. So it's pretty much pointless.

I wish people were mermaids.

[Jessie~the~Singer]

Granted, but they're the kind from The Water Mirror.

I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie from Moe's.

[Lilyflower]

Granted, but Elmo comes and steals it out of your mouth.

I wish for blue people from mars to take my sister into their cave of scaryness.