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For those of you that don't know, I have a cyber stalker named Denn. His latest game is to post death threats on my page. So how do death threats equate to being entertaining? Observe.

Note: These are not the actual death threats. These were comments left on my friend's page. But hey, it's still funny. DEATH's page is black, Mii's is white, and mine is grey. Read from the bottom up or you will ruin it for yourself.

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OH JESUS CHRIST DENN XD

That motherfucker is hilarious.
I actually took him seriously at first because he plagiarized all my content off of TNMX and put it on his site. xD But now that that's taken care of, it's fun to mess with him.

So, do you know what his deal is? Because I sure as hell don't.

So..yeah. Apparently, I'm supposed to die in seven days, give or take. I wonder if he'll know how to pull the trigger...? *chuckles*
I need to hump the rest of the zomg-we-must-destroy-Itex saga online. Denn was part of it, and oh my that boy is hilarious.

._. I'm not sure what his deal is precisely, but it involves needing to get laid and/or open the curtains, 'cause see, there's this big room out there called the real world...
Oh sweet Jesus, not that again.

His newest one besides being the Collector of Soles is pretending to be the Red Queen and some overly devout Ori messenger. Is he gay? He pretended to be Max too...

Hmm. I'm guessing he's what, thirteen? That's a little early to get laid.....xD Though of course, with society the way it is.....*coughs*

Any more Denns in this world and we'll need an Itex. How else will we stop the madness?
Nah, this was back in November - February.

He's about twelve or thirteen, yeah. I seem to recall him claiming to be older, but... I don't wanna live in a world where that's possible.
If he's older than thirteen, then I'm twenty-five. -_- And equipped with a bottle of whisky 'cause I'll be wondering what the hell the world has come to.
*BOL*

Oh dear God... XD

*Chuckles*

Silly boy!
I know, right? xD

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