The Crowley vs. Fake Fang vs. Dual Duel Thread

[Dual]

Three enter the discussion. One leaves with the right to be Mr. Kay. The other two...er...don't.

 

Yeah, it's as lame as it sounds.

 

Dual's points: 1

 

Crowley's points: 5

Fake Fang's points: 2

[Fake]

WHAT THE HELL?!

[Ovie! Ovie! Ovie! Oy! Oy! Oy!]

So it's like Highlander, but better as Connor McCloud is nowhere to be seen.

[Fake]

Basically.

[Dual]

Only the ultimate winner is fairly obvious.

[Fake]

Bitch please.

[Contradiction]

Wait, but Crowley's a sexier name than Kay. Or are you earning the right to be both?

[Dual]

Both, basically.

Whoever get's to be Mr. Kay also get's to be Mr. Dual or Mr. Crowley respectively.

As well as Dr. And Such, which comes with the Kay title.

Um...we decided this via email. Yeah, that's it.

[Fake]

Well put.

...I could have said it better.

[Dual]

Search your feelings.

You know it to be true.

[Fake]

Like hell it is! I'm hilarious!

[Dual]

No kidding?

If you're so hilarious, why did everybody react so poorly to your parody?

[Contradiction]

Where's Fake Fang in all of this mess?