Protect the flock! From JP and Hachette!
The Maximum-X Drinking Game
*hic* So nice, I made it twice!
Best played with alcohol, a few good friends, and an internet connection -- however, for those of us in healthy relationships with our livers, non-alcoholic beverages are totally cool!
Go!
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Half-sip:
- Fax mentioned.
- Itex/Jeb bashed.
- Antifan curses.
- Fang squeed over.
Sip:
- Miggy mentioned.
- Fan curses.
- Poster makes arrogant reference to own intelligence.
- Thread not read before post made (content of post is a repeat).
- God, Nazis, global warming, or politics brought into discussion where they just don't belong.
- Timestamps on consecutive posts differ by more than two days.
- Antifan defends their right to be here.
- One sip and shout "GO TEAM GO!" (silly dance optional) if the drinking game is referred to in a thread other than this one.
Two sips:
- Figgy mentioned.
- Timestamps differ by more than a week on consecutive posts.
- Antifans crash squeeparty thread.
- Thread is derailed from original topic.
- "The quiet one" throws a bitchfit and curses someone out.*
- SRS BSNS invades funny thread.
--- Two sips and pass to your neighbor if SRS BSNS is soulcrushingly sad.
Three sips:
- A Jeb fan shows up.
--- Three followed by a cheer if the Jeb fan shows up to chastise a basher.
- A fan posts something reasonable and considered.
- Soupshipping makes an appearance.
Four sips:
- Complete ass makes calm, considerate post.
- Rabid fan and antifan agree on something, make their peace.
- A pairing not mentioned above shows up.
- *"The quiet one" turns into an angry debater. And it sticks.
The whole thing:
- Everyone in thread acts like mature adult.
Best played with alcohol, a few good friends, and an internet connection -- however, for those of us in healthy relationships with our livers, non-alcoholic beverages are totally cool!
Go!
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Half-sip:
- Fax mentioned.
- Itex/Jeb bashed.
- Antifan curses.
- Fang squeed over.
Sip:
- Miggy mentioned.
- Fan curses.
- Poster makes arrogant reference to own intelligence.
- Thread not read before post made (content of post is a repeat).
- God, Nazis, global warming, or politics brought into discussion where they just don't belong.
- Timestamps on consecutive posts differ by more than two days.
- Antifan defends their right to be here.
- One sip and shout "GO TEAM GO!" (silly dance optional) if the drinking game is referred to in a thread other than this one.
Two sips:
- Figgy mentioned.
- Timestamps differ by more than a week on consecutive posts.
- Antifans crash squeeparty thread.
- Thread is derailed from original topic.
- "The quiet one" throws a bitchfit and curses someone out.*
- SRS BSNS invades funny thread.
--- Two sips and pass to your neighbor if SRS BSNS is soulcrushingly sad.
Three sips:
- A Jeb fan shows up.
--- Three followed by a cheer if the Jeb fan shows up to chastise a basher.
- A fan posts something reasonable and considered.
- Soupshipping makes an appearance.
Four sips:
- Complete ass makes calm, considerate post.
- Rabid fan and antifan agree on something, make their peace.
- A pairing not mentioned above shows up.
- *"The quiet one" turns into an angry debater. And it sticks.
The whole thing:
- Everyone in thread acts like mature adult.
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Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by 4th (Kurisuta) on
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ha XD
The "quite one" would be me in real life
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Permalink Reply by Z on
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How the hell can you take half a sip? Jesus, may as well just lick the drink like a kitty.
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Good point... we'll only need one if newbs join and so far I see mostly anti-fans. Eh, I can add one later if we need it.
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Permalink Reply by Random Girl A.K.A. Nobody on
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*revives because this thread looks like fun* I love my liver so I'll drink orange juice.
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