I remember having a really complicated handshake in elementary school, to this song:
I went to a Chinese bakeshop, to buy a loaf of bread.
They asked me what my name was, and this is what I said,
My name is:
Al-eye Al-eye
Chickel-eye chickel-eye
Pom-pom beauty
Sleeping beauty
I'm a cutie
Don't drink whiskey
It's too frisky
Chinese
Japanese
Indian
CHIEF.
That might end up happening :\ Although it'd be a monstrous clusterfuck of a chapter, so I'd have to watch out while working on it. See... *avoids spoilers* each current version involves at least two sections and it's all a giant tangle.
I know what I want to say, I just don't know how to set it up...