What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Contradiction]

Drinking grape juice.
Deleting thousands of emails. Not exaggerating, either. When I first logged in, there were 17 thousand something.
Half wanting to make a lurker account.
Half being too lazy to even think about clearing the cookies, let alone making a new email account for it.
Procrastinating.
Shivering.

[odyssey2341]

I get to rewrite the ending of Fang for a LA project. I'm having Dylan die, because after stabbing himself, he appeared in the epilogue like nothing happened.

I CAN HAZ SUGGESTIONS?

[nathan_p]

The book did provide a pretty decent explanation (or at least I thought so).

Uh... how much of the ending? Just the epilogue, or the ending fight scene onwards?

If fight scene onwards -- Dr. Sexy wins, flock D: but he shanghais them into working for him.

If epilogue -- Fang leaves, Max has breakdown, Angel quietly declares herself leader and Dylan attempts to console lover girl.

[EndOfTheEarth]

I would have preferred if last option actually happened...

Or here's an idea. Have Jeb say he knows were Fang is, and use it as a way to blackmail Max into being experimented on by Gunther-Hagen. End with Max angsting over the ramifications of what she's just done.


Alternately, have Max go insane on Fang leaving and become a Valium addict.

[Hannah]

Better; Max goes into a bar to console herself, drinks herself silly, and gets arrested for FWI (Flying While Intoxicated)

Then, she meets creepy-New-York-laptop guy in jail and he hacks into Fang's blog and uses a creepy computer-tracking device to find him.

Then, they escape from jail together and go looking for Fang. But, along the way, they fall in love and have sex in a subway tunnel. Max gets pregnant, has a baby, and names it "Joland" like in Twilight.

[Omega]

^ Win.

[odyssey2341]

Win indeed, but I need school-appropriate stuff >./body>

[odyssey2341]

More accurately, I'm writing an epilogue. They're at Dylan's funeral, and Max can't decide what to think.

[odyssey2341]

My friend's ending for TAE: Ari kills Jeb, Max kills Ari, Fang kills Max and commits suicide.

[nathan_p]

Sense that makes none _o_ Was there any justification for this, or just for the luls.

See, the most I can see is Max kills Ari, Jeb flips a bitch and kicks Max's ass, and... Fang goes all "D: oshit" because Max is faily at leading.

[odyssey2341]

I called him a moron and said his story was stupid.

He was actually going to turn it in DX

[Mudkip]

O.O

Fifth grade has to watch a video about puberty. Like, next week. O.O