Just slipped on ice and fell on my ass. My God why is it so cold here? Isn't California supposed to be sunny and warm and completely and totally taken up by coast and beaches and hot lifeguards and moviestars? (Oh, wait, no...)
Whoa, ice in California? You don't have black ice do you? Because better stay away from any patches on roads, can't imagine most drivers there have much experience.
I hate cold and I hate snow >:\ Fuck you Colorado winter, fuck you hard.
This winter has been insanely cold so far.
Mind you, it's been hovering in that between-zero-and-ten-degrees range for a few days now. Light snow, if any... just cold enough to freeze the nuts off a brass monkey.