What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[SilverMoonArcher]

I know I don't know you, but be okay. D:

I'm really really curious as to what could be so bad, but I lost sleep over the dramatization of the Colombia shooting, so I know that I don't want to know.

[Fate]

>< Damn. Gottta go. *waves*

[Xuut]

Bye Fate.

[Mudkip]

Bai.

[Fake]

Bye.

[nathan_p]

O u.

[SilverMoonArcher]

Bye.

[Xuut]

XDD

I added, "eh" to the end of my sentence and I was asked if I was Canadian.

[Mudkip]

God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
Earth.
God:
How do you like being on it?
Me:
It's quite unique.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Yes, you ARE the one who made it.

[Contradiction]

Me: Do you exist?
God: I exist as much as you exist.
Me: I don't exist.
God: You exist in my mind.

LolcreeperGod. XD

[Contradiction]

Me: You didn't say anything.
God: OK. "anything".
Me: Smartass.
God: I like the way you talk.

[Fake]

Me:
Guten tag.
God:
Schoenen guten Tag!
Me:
I beg your pardon?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
Go to hell.
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
Life. The universe. Everything.
God:
What is the meaning of life?
Me:
Up yours.
God:
That was not a nice thing to say.
Me:
No, it wasn't.
God:
Are you serious? I thought it was.

...This is good recovery. Sort of.

Addendum:

Me:
Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY?