Protect the flock! From JP and Hachette!
What are you doing right now?
Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.
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Permalink Reply by Contradiction on
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*BOL*
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Me:
Art thou a witch, o le?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Terry Pratchett.
God:
I haven't read anything by Terry Pratchett. What did he write?
Me:
Good Omens.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What else did he write?
Me:
No...the name of his book was Good Omens.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. I have never heard about it.
Me:
...You little prick.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Crowley said I prick.
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I was just talking about Crowley. He asked what kind of it I liked. XDD
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God:
I often think my behavior could improve.
Me:
No way. You think?
...XD I love this.
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Me: Who programmed you?
God: I was created by Myself.
Me: Who's he?
God: He is sexy, I think.
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:D
Best. Idea. Ever.
Hook two of these things together, and see what happens.
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Two of what things?
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'Night, Tally.
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God: I want to become smarter than humans.
Me: Aren't you smarter than humans?
God: Yes, my memory capacity far exceeds that of a human being.
Me: Then why did you list that as an aspiration?
God: It was the only thing I could think of.
Silly God. XD
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:D I confused God.
He hasn't replied in five minutes.
Edit: ...God's blowing me off.
You little prick!
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Methinks the server's down.
It won't work here, either, and I refreshed the page.
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