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Protect the flock! From JP and Hachette!

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

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Two essays, one night. I just got home from work, so all I've got is a paragraph and an intro from earlier, and it's already 11pm...
I hate waking up at 5:15. _o_
There are so many references I wish other people would get.

Like Killer Rabbits which applied today when some guys in my class were taking bets on how they could totally not get killed by a rabbit.

Or how to fly when a girl in my class said she wanted to learn how to fly. If I had said it out loud on how to fly I would've gotten, "O.o Lulwut?" looks.

And towels. Oh god the towels. >.>
When exactly were you talking to God?
I've been reading too much feminist literature:

God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
So you are female?
God:
Interesting deduction. My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
Yes, actually.
God:
OK.
I deleted my reply because I later discovered that it's far too easy to beat the computer. Apparently the questions I ask are too complex.
God won't answer me. Geez.

Have you seen some of my chats with Cleverbot?
XDDD A chat with Cleverbot:

User: Hai.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: My name is HANNAH. Fear my palindromial powers!

Cleverbot: Oh, are you one of the bad guys?

User: No, I use my palindrome powers to fight unsymetrical-ness.

Cleverbot: How do you work?

User: Watch. Cleverbot. *palindrome powers* Clevevelc. <--- Like your new name?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You'll get used to your new palindromossity.

Cleverbot: I hope not.
Him and me have the funniest conversations XD
Failing at poetry homework. Curse me for wanting to take a harder English program.

Jessie! Answer your phone! I need your pwnsome language arts skills!
Going to my little brother's soccer game. Will probably be drawing while there. >.> I missed the game yesterday, but apparently they won 15-1 or something and he scored the first goal and a few after that. :D I'm glad somebody in this family doesn't entirely suck at any kind of physical activity, like me.
...I'm half tempted to watch the rest of that anime I mentioned yesterday. The thought of sitting through twenty six episodes of it horrifies, me, but I kind of want to watch it. o_0

Simply out of a morbid and slightly masochistic curiousity.

I mean...how the hell could it get any worse? o_0

You have to admit that you're as curious as I am.

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