What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Contradiction]

Listening to Jack Johnson
Procrastinating

[Contradiction]

Listening to Regina Spektor

...

Actually working. :D

[Contradiction]

I have a couple of simple problems for math, and I have to find something that represents "design" for my English class. And I have to take notes over 13 pages of history. But I finished my Spanish. :D

And I change that. I'm still procrastinating. XD

[Contradiction]

What's that? I've never heard of it before.

[Fake]

School book sale! :D

Stephen King's Skeleton Crew: 512 pages. Two dollars.

Michael Chrichton's Next: 415 pages. Two dollars.

Prey, by the same: 363 pages. Two dollars.

Stephanie Meyer's New Moon: 563 pages. Two dollars.

William Diehl's 27: 593 pages. Two dollars.

Uncle Johns 4-Ply Bathroom Reader: 893 pages. Two dollars.

Ray Bradbury's Something Wicked This Way Comes: 293 pages. Fifty cents.

C.M. Kornbluth's Thirteen O'Clock: 155 pages. Fifty cents.

Harry Harrison's Death World: 154 pages. Fifty cents.

Michael Coney's The Celestial Steam Locomotive: 275 pages. One dollar.

David Brin's Kiln People: 567 pages. Fifty cents.

Yevgeny Zamyatin's WE: 232 pages. Fifty cents.

Shredding Stephanie Meyer's New Moon to pieces through the use of nitrogen powered, home made, rapid firing gatling gun style spinning disk launcher while screaming maniacally: Priceless.

[Contradiction]

:DDD

[Fake]

Who says weapons need to be standard? ^_^

Best thing is, it's technically legal. XD It's not technically a gun, so I can own it without fear of being sued.

...I'm not being serious, by the way. Sadly.

[Contradiction]

I know. :(

[Fake]

*sniffle*

One day, huge-ass, unneccesarily destructive, nitrogen powered, home made, rapid firing gatling gun style spinning disk launcher of death.

You shall be mind.

[Contradiction]

...

You could start working on it right now.

:D

[Fake]

I've got the designs done, actually, and all the supplies.

But...lazy.

[Contradiction]

._.

*sigh*