Because it's about SportsBoost, Cosmetics, and Instant Piano Prodigy. I only like genetics with extensive physical alteration involved. Therefore, Uglies doesn't hold much interest for me. Q.E.D.
1) Gene tonics from Bioshock. Sportsboost makes you faster, Piano Prodigy makes you play Cohen's Scherzo (which is an awesome piano piece by the way) without any prior practice.
2) QED is the Latin way of ending a proof, but I remember it best for its use in DA's Hitchhikers Guide with regards to The Babel fish and the Existence of God.
Awesome! :D Now I just need Lamp... because I have no idea what she looks like. I don't have that much time though... Maybe I'll have to draw an actual lamp post... :\