What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Fake]

Faith in humanity: Lost.

[Contradiction]

¿Por qué?

[Fake]

A girl is complaining about having eight guys lust after her, to the point where she's had to delete her facebook and twitter because they stalk her on there.

 

Oh, and she's pretty.

 

Oh, and she's well endowed.

 

...

[Contradiction]

>.< Meh.

[EndOfTheEarth]

So guys are guys, and the girl is self-conscious.

What else is new?

[Xuut]

Happy Chinese New Year guys. 

 

Have I told you that saying, "Gung hay fat choy," may get you money from Chinese people? I don't think I have. 

 

My sister did this about three years ago. XD She made like seventy bucks. 

[nathan_p]

Rocking back and forth, doubting humanity, and being cold as fuck.

[EndOfTheEarth]

Uh...

Are we sure DZ isn't in on it? That comment about a mutagen in the dust came out of left field.

[Fake]

We need to bring her in on the loop.

[EndOfTheEarth]

Absolutely not.

[Fake]

Fair enough. I won't enquire as to your reasoning, as I'm sure it revolves around the third party member in question being a total idiot.

 

However, keep in mind that we're dealing with someone who actually realized what the whole allergy thing was about.

[EndOfTheEarth]

Essentially, it's that in an ARG, one person in ten will accidentally guess right about the plot. To that end, Val neither confirms nor denies it, and we argue the legitimacy in relation to other possibilities and theories.