Okay, a moment of humor since I'm so mad/sad that I feel like my family just died:
I was about to reply to something that felt like my life depended on it, and my internet connection died. While replying, I was also changing into pajamas. I just sprinted all the way across my house in my bra and underwear to reset my router because I was CONVINCED that I would die without replying. My family is worried about me.
I haven't a clue. I pretended to be new. Peixies made a total of six posts the entire time, all being a clueless newb and thanking the antis for their 'advice.'