Ow Ow Ow!

[Doomy]

I just had a "back spasm", kind of like throwing your back out. Very, very painful :( . Last time I had one was on my 15th birthday, and the day after I went bowling. These things leave you unable to walk, and usually make you dizzy to the point of nausea. Not fun.

So! Spill your injury horror stories here! The more cringe-inducing, the better.

[Kayte]

*giggles*

I know right! It was so crazy, now I get freaked out anytime I cut myself shaving!

[Doomy]

D:

That's horrible.

My mom doesn't even have to shave her legs or arms anymore. *Is jealous*.

I don't shave very often, actually... *ponders* legs, at least. I always wear pants.

[Kayte]

Same, IO used to when I was taking a PE where I wore shorts, but now I wear pants all winter so it doesn't matter...
I wish I didn't have to shave, it's so dumb. *kind of jealous of your mom*

[Doomy]

Let's be anti-conformists and burn our bras. And stop shaving.

[Kayte]

Yeah, we can become saggy, hairy, revolutionaries!

[Avenged]

...is it bad that reading that is making my ankle tingle? xD

[Omega]

My dog broke my leg. :(

[Doomy]

D:

Holycrap! How did that happen?

[Doomy]

Ok, this was VERY much and OUCH OUCH OUCH moment (but not for me.)

My grandma, two days ago. Got some knives sharpened. While handling said knives, she cut off the top of her finger.

Once again. SHE CUT OFF THE TIP OF HER FINGER.

That's not the worst part. Not by far.

After that, she stuck it back on. I feel the need to bold this for dramatic effect.

SHE PUT THE BIT OF FINGER THAT SHE CUT OFF, RIGHT BACK ON HER FINGER WITH SOME BAND-AIDS.

One, holycrap. Two, she decided to wait until a day later before seeing a doctor about it. They told her it was too late to re-attach it.

Oh! And I almost forgot the most horrible part. She had no painkillers. None. No Advil, because she's allergic. And she didn't bother to take anything else.

My grandmother, God bless her, is clinically fucking insane.

[MusicInTheWind]

My eardrum burst once, my nail was ripped off my finger, I almost broke my leg, the back of an earing got stuck in my ear, and I slammed my hand in my door.