religion (moved to correct section)

[Kathryn]

hi. i am travelling all over the internet to spread the love. i am a christian, and hopefully you are too. i am not here to try to convert you if you are not a cristian, though if you would like to be converted ill happily help. 

i am here to speak to the people who are already christians. we need to stand together and fight. if you have an atheist or agnostic or something else bad friends, leave them behind now. 

thank you and god bless you all.

[Xuut]

XDDD

Well I've never touched one then. Or read one.

I've read ABOUT them though.

[Devil's Sunrise]

Here's my testimonial:

I'm a better Christian than you and I want to fucking kill you.
kthx

[Hannah]

She's bad advertising.

SHE'S BAD ADVERTISING FOR JESUS.

[Devil's Sunrise]

I can't even remember what that's from that I just saw....

[Hannah]

I got it off of Last Comic Standing, but I've heard it before then.

[Devil's Sunrise]

THAT'S IT! That was the only episode I've ever seen. Wow.

[Hannah]

Holy shit, that's the only episode I've ever seen either. o.o

[Kathryn]

i have to go now. see you later.

[Megan (Fishy)]

Goodbye then, Kathryn.

[EndOfTheEarth]

When will you be back?
You were less than five letters away from an interesting comment.

EDIT: Never mind, you're already gone.

[JonQ]

Dearie, please read go read Matthew 9:9-12.

[Doomy]

My hope for life just dwindled a bit :(

And I'm the first non-religious person to say that most Christians are good people. But then people do THIS sort of shit, and I'm left all confused inside. :(