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That Sexy Thread

So, pretty much I was forced to put my old thread on here. The thread feels used. The thread kinda likes it... Tis kinky thread time.

O.o

anyways....

THE SEXY COMMANDMENTS
*copywrite - thou shalt not copy the sexy commandments. Those caught doing so shall be punished in the court of the sexy*

-THOU SHALT NOT TEXT SPEAK. DOING SO IS NOT SEXY AND DOWN RIGHT ANNOYING. THOSE CAUGHT DOING SO WILL HAVE ALL OF THEIR SEXY POINTS TAKEN AWAY. (sexy points are distributed by those of the purple mafia)

-THOU SHALT USE THY BRAIN! IN THE WORDS OF ANOTHER SEXY MAN, "THINK, IT'S NOT ILLEGAL YET."

-THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT INCEST. NOT EVEN CHIPMUNK INCEST. IT'S JUST WRONG

-THOU SHALT SPELL THE WORD "ZOMBIE" "ZOMBEH". ZOMBEH IS DEAD SEXY. LITERALLY.

-THOU SHALT NOT WEAR THE TIN FOIL HAT. IT IS FAR TOO SEXY. IT WOULD BLIND US ALL. ONLY THOSE APPOINTED BY A MAFIA MEMBER MAY WEAR ONE.

-THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF SEXY IN VAIN

-THOU SHALT NOT STEAL THE SEXY

-THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY ON THE SEXY

-THOU SHALT NOT MAKE THE SEXY WEAR FUGLY CLOTHES

-THOU SHALT NOT MURDER, OR IN ANY WAY, ABUSE THE SEXY

-THOU SHALT NOT LIE TO THE SEXY. THE SEXY KNOWS ALL THINGS

-THOU SHALT NOT ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF ME OR I WILL KILL THEE

-THOU SHALT GROPE THY NEIGHBOR.(only if thy neighbor is sexy). TIS OF THE MOST SEXY. *gropes Tim*

-THOU SHALT NOT "DISS" THY NEIGHBOR UNLESS THEY ARE BEING AN IDIOT

-THOU SHALT LOOK UPON THE PURPLE MAFIA FOR GUIDANCE IN THESE TIMES OF NO SEXY

-THOU SHALT BE IN AWE OF MY BUNNY SLIPPERS. *Theft of the bunny slippers is punishable by zombeh attack.

-THOU SHALT MAKE "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" JOKES BECAUSE THEY ARE AWESOME

-THOU SHALT PERFORM A WEEKLY SEXY DANCE TO THE GODS OF THE SEXY

-THOU SHALT BRING OFFERINGS TO THE PURPLE MAFIA SQUAD

-THOU SHALT BE ALLOWED TO REFER TO THE PURPLE MAFIA SQUAD AS THE P.M.S.

-THOU SHALT NOT BLIND THYSELF WITH THY OWN SEXY. IT IS RATHER EMBARRASSING.

these shall be the rules we live by until i come up with more

Those Given Points -

Spock - +100. You can't get sexier than that.
Indigo - + Llama Llama Duck!
>.< Kitty! No going on my account to do this! >.> You're cute. ~ Seth
XD Sorreh, sweetie, I can't help it ~ Kitty
>.<' when did you just add more? ~ Seth
>.> After I saw that you'd given me more points ~ Kitty
Muahaha! Zero points. I win! ~Seth
Psh, no you don't ~ Kitty
*poses*
and that's how you win. ~Seth
Rebecca Lynn - +20 for an epically awesome post
Kitty - One billion-zillion-hundred-infinity
Z - + 40 cuz she's made of win
Hawk - +50 for being gropeable and not killing me
Shay - 30 for being an awesome minion
SilveryWing - 20 for bowing and dancing
Figgy - 15 for cookies
Storm92 - 10 for the anti-fan merry christmas
Killarney - 30 for Sexy
Kari - 50 for being my favourite Kari.
Maximum.Lover - 20 for awesome namage
Rose - 10 for pretty much understanding mafia member's debating skills
chercherlecirque - 30 for having analytic skills
Lenni - 25 for epic awesome quote sending
Esaul - 30 for hott babies
Dontkillchic (Hannah) - 50 for the spoofs and for graffitti page.
Nathan_P - 50 for being Nathan
oprahxdrphil4lyfe - 40 for awesome Erin sex song
Odyssey - 30 for baking cookies and cake and letting me gape at nightcrawler's sexyness.
Kai - 30 for the eh?
Kayte - 65 for thinking plastic wasn't flammable and for drawing mufasa
Squight - 35 because six people told me too.
Lomnochd - 30 for Harry Trotter
Brown~Eyed~Girl - 30 for the Homer's Harry Plopper
Tash - 80 for several things and being a flying penguin
Michael Cera - 30 for being my lesbian lover
o0_flying high_0o - 50 for not stealing Michael Cera's love from me and for saying I was nice. >.> Of her own accord that is. Without wanting points in return.
Wolfy - 20 because the wolves be sexy
Fate - 65 for the group idea and for putting up the fanfic in the I hate figgy group
Doomy - 35 because her first reason for not wanting do die was because there would be no steak.
Ni - 60 for the awesome Fang or Edward Thread and the zombeh fanfic
Devil's Sunrise - 30 for his lovely blog
Roy (wants to be Captain Crunch) - 30 for the thread in the funnies section
Megan (Fishy) - 45 for her awesome star shaped, extremely difficult road trip thingy.

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