Just put a halloween decoration I just made on my dorm room door. It's the words "ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE" in big, pretty, rainbow-colored letters.
Being glad my Bio teacher has sense of humor. We got our midterms back today, and I aced it. I only wish it was worth more.
Question 23: What is the metric system?
(don't ask me how that relates to bio, I don't really know)
My answer: A much simpler system that nearly every country on the face of the Earth uses, except us. Let's move to Europe!
I got full credit, plus two bonus points.
Question 39: Why/how do enzymes speed up chemical reactions?
My answer: Because they're speshuler than the other atoms.
I got full credit. Hell yes.
Permalink Reply by Xuut on October 30, 2009 at 7:34am
XD I am in awe of how awesome your teacher is. I wonder if you put, "Because it's Science" would that be an appropriate/correct answer? And yes, some kids really DID do that.
Yes, he is a very awesome teacher. The only problem is, he loses things. So sometimes people'll randomly get a 0 on an assignment because they "didn't turn it in." That, and we're way behind the rest of the school, because he doesn't teach us crap. *hasn't read any of the textbook all year* *is supposed to be on, like, chapter 14*
Permalink Reply by Xuut on October 30, 2009 at 7:43am
If my teacher English loses something it will always be OUR fault.Why? Because he's never ever wrong, and he never ever loses something. If he IS wrong it'll be once a decade. We've proved him wrong twice.
Ah, I gotta go to this Party for my sister's school.