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Protect the flock! From JP and Hachette!

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

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Night.
*is late*

Night.
*is really hungry* This is why you have more than a glass of coke for lunch, even when you're feeling lazy. *sigh* Dinner's in about half an hour anyway.
OH GOD JAMES PATTERSON HAS INVADED MY SIMPSONS!!!
Ugh. Eating candy, listening to great music and trying to to fall asleep. And failing.
Welcome Back
I'm getting off for the night.
G'Night.
Goodnight.
The rest of my family is trying to sleep. The conversation I heard coming from my parents room while I was in the kitchen:

Dee (whispering, to my dad): Who the hell is in the kitchen?
Dad: Who do you think?
Dee: Megan, of course. *sigh*
Dad: She's probably making coffee.
Dee: It's fucking midnight.
Dad: But she's always making coffee. Plus, she'll be up all night writing.
Dee: Oh, right. It smells like a cappuccino. Why does it smell like a cappuccino?
Me (yelling from kitchen): Because the coffee mix you buy is cappuccino flavored?
Dee: But you don't even like cappuccino..... not as much as straight coffee, or mochas or lattes, anyway.
Me: Correct. But do you buy any of those?
Dee: No.
Me: Exactly. *timer goes off* *gets coffee* Goodnight.

Sometimes, people just aren't that bright....
XD Nice.
A Metal Garage door would at the very least crush one's spine/neck. . . . .it very well might separate the head from the body.

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