We'd get along awesomely in real life :D :D I have a weakness for terrible action movies. Often so I can perv on the lead actor and squee over explosions, bad puns, and excess violence.
Topless Edward... I've seen a guy who looked like that shirtless, but he didn't sparkle and had more muscle to him. The skinny look can be hot, but... just no when it's Edward.
Jacob... Thinking about it, not that great. Thinking with my ovaries: OMG I WANT IT