I didn't read the whole thing at first and thought you meant they were lying on the ground and then you ate a raw one to bat >.> that wouldn't help much.
Oh, and then there was my stepdad. He cremated a pizza by accident. Fell asleep while it was in the oven. Three hours later he woke up, smelled something burning, and found a pile of ashes in the oven.
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TYPE THAT REPLY FOR 20 MINUTES! STOP DELETING IT YOU STUPID COMPUTER!
Sorry.
But anywayz, Today I look like Max, if her hair was all brown. It's all curly and wavy. It usually looks like that if I don't straighten it. Sometimes it's poofy enough for me to look like Hermione. And when I straighten it I look like Bella. x.x
In case any of you read that stupid-but-addicting entertainment blog on Sparknotes, no, I did not write that. I'm sure the moment somebody reads it, I'll be automatically accused of writing that, but I did not. I'm not the type to write in love confessions to advice columns, sorry to disappoint.
Yeah, the way it was written sounded like me, and all the details matched up perfectly, so when I read it I was like "ooh, another fandom nerd! *continues to read*" and then a moment later "...oh shit, they're going to think that I wrote this."