XD My dad has tons of flannel shirts - plaid and solid colors. I steal them often. It's even worse that he's 6'3" and I'm 5'4", so I look tiny in these giant men's XL shirts.
:D I would cut my hair short again, but it's surprisingly more annoying than long.
I cut my hair with my pocketknife once or twice. >.>
...Maybe I'm just a weirdo, but I don't see the correlation between pet names and homophobia. I use pet names IRL sometimes, with guys and girls -- I'm straight.