What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[nathan_p]

I have a project proposal to write and an essay to pull out of my ass tonight >.>

So no, mom, I really can't come watch the Super Bowl with you.

Fuck family bonding, I don't wanna fail English :C

[Mudkip]

Well, if you fail English, then you certainly get an A+ in Engrish!

[nathan_p]

That is bad XD

But oh goddammit I don't know what to write and I fail essays and oh BALLS.

[Mudkip]

So you want to FAIL Engrish?

[Contradiction]

And yet you're on here. XD

Hey, I would be too.

[Mudkip]

I'm putting off homework right now! :D

[nathan_p]

Because my family reacts negatively to me suddenly shouting swear words in both languages I speak and one I don't while frantically trying to choose a topic, bullshit a proposal, and then bullshit an essay.

[Contradiction]

I see. ^-^

What languages?

[nathan_p]

English, Spanish, and German.

German's the one I don't speak. My Spanish is abysmal. My English is, erm, decent.

[Contradiction]

Funny, those are the ones I would have guessed. XD

[Contradiction]

What should my name be on TTS?

I'm creating a person, so when the mods look on my profile, they see a fully-constructed one of an innocent new member. :3

So, I mean real names. My s/n, as I said, is Striking Thirteen.

[nathan_p]

Jenny Siverson, fourteen-year-old ninth-grader who likes something you're vaguely conversant with but which is rather intelligent / advanced for that age.