What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Robotany]

Not even torture.

But it's worth a try =D

[Fake]

Hey, enough of it might make it feel a little better.

Er, for us, that is. For her, not so much.

[McFood]

Torture is always worth a try.

[Fake]

Torture makes everything better. ^_^

[Xuut]

-Wonders if the library has books on torture-

Preferably with pictures of where to hit.

[McFood]

@Fake: Indeed.

@Xuut: Hm... That could be useful.

[Fake]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Physical_torture_techniques

I have it bookmarked. ^_^

[Xuut]

XD

I think we should start with dental torture.

That one sounds fun. :D

[Fake]

Yep!

Dental torture is one of my favorites.

See, teeth are uber sensitive, you have a ton of them, and you can't die from it!

Though we should only rip out her lower teeth at first. That way, her upper teeth are pressing against her gums, and it feels really...

[Xuut]

Sounds delightful!

Oooh, how painful. Shall we have her eat spicy wasabi too? That stuff burns if you eat too much...

And sleep deprivation torture!

[Mudkip]

Not even torture.

*deep deep breath*

[McFood]

*hands over stress ball*. *offers cookies*.