What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Contradiction]

Nice work. XDD

[Fake]

But I have my top men searching for it.

But it's a 5.9736×1024 kilogram rock. How hard can it be to find, right? :D

[Contradiction]

>.>

Probably more difficult than you're bargaining for.

[Fake]

D:

You think?

Anyways, we're doing a police line up for the ones we've collected. I think it might be number four-no, my mistake, that's mars.

Yeah, in the 22nd century, they look almost identicle-the only difference being that mars has slightly more breathable air.

[Contradiction]

Yes, see? More difficult.

Good luck. :D

I don't think that I should talk to you about the future anymore. It's always so damn depressing. D:

[Fake]

Thanks. :D I'm hopeful.

Meh, I figure I can get away with making it not-apocolyptic. Somehow. I'll...send peopl to alternate, undestroyed planets and have them rebuild society from the middle ages. Or something.

Humans are too much damned fun to go extinct. D:

*OBVIOUS PIRATE EDIT*
I'm a realistic pessimist. Who knows, I've been wrong before. We've been wrong before. Like with the Cold War-nuclear war never happened.

There's always hope.

[Contradiction]

You'd save the human race? :3

Yeah, those'd be the worst kind. Because you can't help but see their point. And then it becomes clear how fast the world is spiraling down. D:

[Fate]

I've managed to be on three days in a row. Awesome. I must be going for the night. Goodnight.

[Mudkip]

G'night Fate!

Let's go for four!

[Megan (Fishy)]

Goodnight.

[RantingSidekick]

On the phone.
Trying to type with one hand.

But it's a boy so it's okay. :D

[Throne_Spaz]

*is alive*