I feel deathly afraid of something. I'm not entirely sure what.
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I wish I could be badass enough to say that I have insane animal instincts that notify me when danger is around, and whenever I feel even the slightest chill I should get the taser, but that would be lying. Not that I'm above lying, but that'd be an obvious lie.
I'm too intelligent to actually trust these instincts-I mean, if there is, say, a psychopath in my bathroom, I can kick his ass so long as he isn't armed. I'm quite confident in my abilities at fighting, suprisingly enough.
And if he is armed, what's there to be afraid of? No respectable horror movie character has ever been armed with more than a knife, and it's suprisingly easy to deal with knifes if you know what to do. Or any other sharp object used for hitting people/stabbing people. And if he has a gun or something...well, who's afraid of a guy with a gun?