What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Fake]

I used to. Until they called the police, who raided my house and found all the bodies. So now I keep quiet about my extra curricular activities.

[Contradiction]

XDD

Wise move.

[Fake]

And now I never hold halloween parties at my house.

You know that game where you stick your hand into a bowl of spaghetti and are told it's a human brain, and similair such things, whilst you wear a blindfold?

I had them play a variant of that. ^_^

[Contradiction]

XDD

You're not a very nice host.

Edit: Which reminds me. Did you finish the plot?

[Fake]

...And that suprises you? XD

But, to be fair, they thought my Bloody Mary's were delicious. ^_^

Edit: ...Meh. I finished my outline for it, but still need to write it. Should take less than thirty minutes, but...lazy.

[Contradiction]

Psh, not a bit. XD

I'm sure they did. Did you happen to have one?

Ohkay. *is currently screwing up homework schedule anyhow*

[Fake]

Of course not. I'm a vegetarian. Blood, even when mixed with other drink stuff, is technically an animal product.

I'm glad they liked it, though-finding people named Mary is harder than it sounds.

[Contradiction]

You have a point.

Oh gods, you didn't actually look for... o.o

[Fake]

It wouldn't be the same if it was, oh, a Bloody Samantha. Bloody Beatrice. Bloody Angela.

And I can't just walk around saying, "Hey, I'm Crowley, is your name Mary? It is! Oh, goodie. Come with me, please."

[Contradiction]

...

Then what did you do, exactly? O.o

[Fake]

Honestly, would you drink a Bloody Agnes? No, I didn't think so.

And it's simple, really.

Facebook. ^_^

Thank you, interwebz...

The internet superhighway has a downside, and it's name is Crowley.

[Contradiction]

I'm not drinking anything offered by you. Ever. XD

I thought you hadn't mastered doing things to people through the internet yet.