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Protect the flock! From JP and Hachette!

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

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If I told you, you'd probably watch it out of curiousity.

Which would be a mistake.
A big mistake. Another big mistake;

"Hey, Hannah, I read these books called 'Maximum Ride' and now I'm on a forum for them. You should read them."

>.< Jessie....
Yes... This is true... But, reading the first three sparked an impenetrable curiosity about the other two. Which, as you know, are failures.

Over all... Totally worth it. XDDD
Where the hell did you find this, anyway?
A RL friend.

He IM'd me the following. (Edited slightly due to memory and whatnot.)

Him: o_0 I'm officially scarred for life.

Me: Care to elaborate?

Him: Just...watch this. It's the single most disgusting anime in existence. (Link)

Me: ...? Now I'm scared. XD What's wrong with it?

Him: Look, [Crowley.] What's the most disgusting fictional series you can think of?

Me: Uh...Twilight.

Him: Quit kidding around. I'm being serious.

Me: Ok, fine...Yeah, I have no idea.

Him: Ok. Picture, say...I have no mouth and I must scream. Have you read that story?

Me: Of course.

Him: That seems almost pleasurable compared to [The name of the anime.] Just...watch it.

Me: ...? Allright.

...And then I was traumatized.

He laughed his ass off at school today...friggin' sadist.
He has no mouth? That's reason to scream alone. O.o
It's this short story about a bunch of people who get tortured for all eternity.
Sounds cheery.
I see...

What's the anime about?

No, I'm not going looking for it.
*feels guilty*

I'm...not entirely sure.

The main premise is basically standard alchemy, but there doesn't seem to be any plot beyond, "Evil dudes with magical powers trying to do vaguely evil things for mostly unestablished reasons."

Like torturing people.

Which I'm ok with normally...
I know you are...

So it's really that bad? O.o
There are...at least four things about the first fucking episode of the anime, as well as two general plot points, that, alone, would get it censored to hell by any competent TV broadcasters.

My faith in humanity dropped two hundred percent.

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