Better yet, why don't we construct something for them to fuss over? We're a tight-knit community here. Let's make an ARG and throw it at the people over there!
Heck, even a flash page with vaguely related MR material would throw them for a loop.
Give them an anatomical drawing of a human back with a handwritten note in German, "Maybe we can put wings here?" That alone would keep them occupied for a while.
A whole bunch of early Itex files, from the start all the way to the fall? Sounds like fun! If you need me to type anything out, I'd be happy to do so.
I'm just gonna dick around with some anatomical sketches, then see what I can do working from the SOF bonus materials and stuff from STW. Secret files of Itexicon Worldwide is a go.