I used to be the smartass kid with a big vocabulary (and sometimes I still find myself in that role; dammit community college), but now I'm just dat bitch with an unholy knowledge of Victorian slang.
I have the attention span of a goldfish >.> Unless I'm sat down by my friends and we all watch it together, I rarely watch more than, say, one episode of any series at a time. Unless it's The X-Files, wtf.