What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Dual]

*sobs*

[Xuut]

-WANTS YOUR GRADES-

I don't have a single 100. v.v

How I long for it.

[Contradiction]

Mine are for Creative Writing, which is a joke of a class, and Spanish II, which I pwn at since everything in there was from review.

[Xuut]

... Seriously?

-Wanted to take Creative Writing- And Latin too, but that was killed with.. Computer Science. >.>

... French is hard. Like really hard for me. I never knew half the crap that was supposed to be review for them. Same with Math.

-Still wants-

It's so perfect...

[Contradiction]

I wish it wasn't a joke, but it is. We do poem after poem after poem. It's been half of the fucking semester. No short stories, no writing skills. I haven't learned a damned thing.

The only upside is that it's easy.

I wish my school offered Latin. >.>

[Dual]

Gah, I hate my CR class for the exact same reason.

Fuck you, poems. Nobody sane or American likes you, and I happen to be one of those two things.

[Contradiction]

I don't mind poetry. In small doses. When I write it of free will. When I don't do it for ten fucking weeks in a row. I loathe the way she teaches the class. Actually, I loathe everything that I know about her. She teaches AP Lang and yet I manage to catch errors in handouts. She has quoted herself on a handout before. She capitalizes things incorrectly/unnecessarily.

[Dual]

The only non poetry activity we've done in the past nine weeks (or whatever) was watch these horror short movies. In japanese. Made back when our parents were going through puberty. That made no fucking sense whatsoever (One of them was about a samurai who attacked a ghost who was in his cup of tea who then came back to haunt him only to be cut by the man's sword, after which the spirit sent his three ghost buddies after the samurai who weren't cut by the samurais sword...for some reason. Then the man gets stuck in a giant cup of tea. No, I am not making this shit up.) Because one of the girls, who isn't even in our fuckin' class, is writing a horror story.

WTF.

[Contradiction]

The movie description made me laugh out loud. XD

Why can't a class that should be pwnsome be taught by a competent teacher who understands why people take the class in the first place? Whyyyyy

My school offers a poetry class. My CW teacher doesn't teach it. WHY THE FUCK NOT?

[Dual]

Another story is about a samurai (Noticing a trend, here?) who divorces his wife because he wants to be rich and powerful so he goes off to marry some powerful woman who he doesn't love. Normal enough, I suppose. He then changes his mind (Through the powah of LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE) and goes back to find his wife. He finds her and they live happily ever after.

That's when shit gets weird.

He wakes up to find that she's just a skull, hair and clothing. And he's an old man. Somehow. Despite him being a relatively attractive guy in the previous scene, between which maybe ten hours passed.

Then he gets attacked by his furniture. Or something.

I call bullshit.

I feel your pain. D:

[Contradiction]

Lololol. What the hell? XDD

[Dual]

My interpretation was that she was a ghost, and when he shagged her (Lul he screwed a skeleton) he contracted a corpsy STD which turned him half dead.

:D

The furniture was just other ghosts having a really wild party.