Done. Now I wait until I get a call from some government agency saying "Hey _(my name)_ we heard that you have a 3.6 GPA and can write really well, would you be interested in '????????'"
That's because the government is the left-over dregs of the sort-of-smart people. All the smart people grew up to become doctors, scientists, business CEOs, and lawyers.
There's a reason for this; your voice echos and bounces off of all of your bones and internal organs, so as a result your voice as you hear it is different from how the rest of the world hears it: which is to say, they hear what you're hearing from the recording.
And because you'd made a subjective comment up there, I'm going to question the validity of the statement. I've spoken to people with serious voice issues, and in comparison to what I've heard of you, you sound WAY better.
Funeral thread. We're all dressing up our avvies and holding a funeral on MX. Then we're gonna reminisce (honestly, there's not much for us youngon's to reminisce about, but eh...) and see how long it takes for us to get banned.