H-Mart in Aurora. I don't have a more specific name 'cause I suuuuck. Also, I'm trying to find it on Google Maps but my internet is awful -- hopefully you can find it, I think it's on Yale somewhere.
The candy is Kopiko brand coffee candy, so you might be able to find it at other Asian grocery stores.
Just saw headlights out the windows on the side panel of my front door, and thought for a second that my brother was being dropped off by his girlfriend.
Then I remember that my brother's in Washington, at college, and that his girlfriend hasn't been his girlfriend in several months.
Permalink Reply by Fake on November 25, 2010 at 7:14pm
Wake up every evening feeling like Fake Crowley.
With my sunglasses, my snarkasm, and just being so damn unholy.
Tell the net, they shouldn’t fret, I know that in humour you lack
But we’re back again to give the mods a heart-a-tack.
I’m stalking little girls in my van, van
Doing it cause I can, can
For King I never ran, ran.
Drop dead! To hell with all the phonies!
Actin’ like they all know me
Kissin up every Mod’s…feet
Don’t suck! Test your luck!
Takin’ trolling to the max
Tonight! Imma write
A Slashfic for Twilight.
Prick-Mock, load and lock,
My snarkasm’s fully stocked
No! Oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh oh, oh oh!
Don’t suck! Test your luck!
Takin’ trolling to the max
Tonight! Imma write
A Slashfic for Twilight.
Prick-Mock, load and lock,
My snarkasm’s fully stocked
No! Oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh oh, oh oh!
Ain’t got an account that lasts a day, but who gives a damn?
Praisin’ oneself is a way to get spammed.
And so the pricks are shaken up cause they can’t take my snarking.
While I’m kicking so much ass my laptops practically sparking.
I’m stalking like a pedo should, should.
I’d ban ‘em all if I could, could.
Hate on the king like Robin Hood, Hood
Hate those who can’t admit they’re wrong, wrong.
Can’t handle a simple song, song.
Can’t handle a simple song, song.
Can’t-can’t simple song. Rock!
Don’t suck! Test your luck!
Takin’ trolling to the max
Tonight! Imma write
A Slashfic for Twilight.
Prick-Mock, load and lock,
My snarkasm’s fully stocked
No! Oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh oh, oh oh!
Don’t suck! Test your luck!
Takin’ trolling to the max
Tonight! Imma write
A Slashfic for Twilight.
Prick-Mock, load and lock,
My snarkasm’s fully stocked
No! Oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh oh, oh oh!
Oy, mods! You banned me once, you banned me thrice.
But I’m still here, you can’t stop me.
My hands still type, You can’t stop me.
You can’t stop my beat, No, you can’t stop me.
Oy, mods! You banned me once, you banned me thrice.
But I’m still here, you can’t stop me.
My hands still type,
Continue to type!
Continue to type!
Now the site is at peace til I walk in.
Don’t suck! Test your luck!
Takin’ trolling to the max
Tonight! Imma write
A Slashfic for Twilight.
Prick-Mock, load and lock,
My snarkasm’s fully stocked
No! Oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh oh, oh oh!
Don’t suck! Test your luck!
Takin’ trolling to the max
Tonight! Imma write
A Slashfic for Twilight.
Prick-Mock, load and lock,
My snarkasm’s fully stocked
No! Oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh oh, oh oh!