What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[EndOfTheEarth]

Yeah, there's a point where bioshock does that. For me in the first one, that was the moment that I got my hands on a sufficient amount of machine gun ammunition.

 

You're talking about the reporter, right? Because I thought that Alex wasn't so bad (except on 2k's part. They promised me that he'd be crazier than Cohen. Didn't even come close.)

[nathan_p]

I spent a portion of the final fight machine-gunning people and setting them on fire until I figured out you're supposed to shoot the pipes to release the water.

Yep, him. Gil Alexander is long dead by the time we hear his messages, as I see it -- what's in the tank is Alex the Great. Who I left to be a sea monster as apparently he wanted. Fight that good fight.

 

Alex was entertaining ("Congratulations! You've won a battle of wits with a home appliance!"), but Cohen was crazier ("I'm Sander Fucking Cohen!").

[EndOfTheEarth]

Microsoft claims via CNN that they're bringing back the annoying paperclip to help guide beginners through MS Office.

 

My comment?

"I'd rather have GLaDOS"

[SilverMoonArcher]

*snort of appreciation* XD

 

Will we have the option to make the paperclip disappear? It's rather distracting and, when I have a good reasoning chain going on during the writing of an essay, distraction is the last thing I want.

[EndOfTheEarth]

It's an "optional feature that only appears when you download and activate the tutorial"

[Fake]

"Sarcasm self-test complete!"

 

"Oh, good. That's back online."

[nathan_p]

I would much rather have GLaDOS than Clippy.

[Fake]

Working on epic new roleplay.

 

Speaking of which, one of my roleplays--which I created on the TVtropes forum for lulz, and abandoned as soon as I breathed life into it--now has over three thousand posts and it's own TVtropes page.

 

^_^

[Fake]

On a side note, yes, I'm allright now.

[MusicInTheWind]

In English class:

 

Teacher: "If Hollywood was to make a new To Kill a Mockingbird, who would be Atticus?"

Me: "Johnny Depp."

Teacher: "Johnny Depp is dirty."

My friend: "How about Charlie Sheen?"

Teacher: "Let's move on, shall we?"

[Fake]

I'm voting for Brad Pitt, personally.

 

Or maybe Samuel L. Jackson.

[MusicInTheWind]

Brad Pitt should break up with Angelina...

 

And Samuel L. Jackson would be so epic.