Just read all 126 pages. Well, at least I feel like I've caught up on the major events of the last couple of weeks. Wondering whether I could have chosen a less-eventful time to be away.
See, I want it to be all Max still being in love with Fang and all that schmoopy Fax shit that makes me want to shoot myself, but having a really strong sexual attraction to Dylan. It would involve horrendous amounts of pseudoscience but dear God it would be so much fun.
And if I write that fic I swear to God I will do some bizarre villainslash to go with. Gunther-Hagen/someone because we need more of that shit / accents omg / because / to gross people out.