Protect the flock! From JP and Hachette!
What are you doing right now?
Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.
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Permalink Reply by o0_flying high_0o on
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Night Tally.
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Permalink Reply by Megan (Fishy) on
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Might have a broken foot and/or several toes. I'll see to that in a minute.
Also, I managed to lock myself out of the house, in the front yard, in the frigid weather, while dripping wet and wearing only a towel.
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Uhh, okay. So I'm in the shower, and the ten-thousand pound solid porcelain soapdish decides it doesn't want to stay on the wall anymore. So it jumps onto my foot. That covers the first part. Shortly after, (after much swearing and the like) I stepped out of the shower when I heard somebody scream in front of the house, so I ignored the fact that my right foot was in pain, and ran out to see what it was. It ended up being just one of the idiot neighbors, but I had the bright idea of pulling the door shut behind me. So here I am, my hair dripping, my foot possibly broken, standing in a very small bath towel in front of my house with cars going by (we live on a moderately busy street), waiting for somebody to come answer the door. It was lovely.
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Permalink Reply by Fate on
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Ouch. It would seem your shower doesn't like you.
Don't you hate stupid neighbors?
*offers more tea*
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Yes, yes I do. Especially when they cause me to run outside like an idiot in those conditions and.... I wonder what was going through the heads of the passerbys, like "oh, look at the idiot girl standing outside in a towel!"
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Well it depends on the passerby? I'm sure some were much less... pleasant than that? Lock your doors. A lot. Just you know, don't go outside without a key.
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Probably.
Yes, Fate, do you carry a house key on you while in the shower?One time I was in a really really really scary motel and I showered with my knife.
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XD No. But remember, I'm the idiot who locked herself outside with four sets of spare keys in the house.
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XD Right.
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