Permalink Reply by Fate on December 20, 2009 at 1:59pm
Funny line from random slash fic I was reading:
"I realized Saturday night, as I sat there in the movie theater with Cathy to my left and Jason to hers, that it seemed that Cathy felt obligated to act as a chaperone between Jason and myself.
Also that she was slowly stealing all my popcorn. The bitch."