(A silly boy.)
My sister never had to go through the whole "ask your parent for a ride to your date." She pulled the whole "secretly dating" thing. Lucky fucker.
EDIT- I don't actually think of my sister as such. It just had nice assonance.
I'm not quite sure how I made it through last winter break (and then January, too) without actively starting to hallucinate. Chronic sleep deprivation :C