Protect the flock! From JP and Hachette!
What are you doing right now?
Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.
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Permalink Reply by RantingSidekick on
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Or maybe Jean doesn't comprehend who she is working for, exactly.
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Permalink Reply by nathan_p on
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JP, you
racistfreaky old man _o_
The "speak French" bit made me laugh. Thank you, Ni.
In addition, Jesus wept but that's a bad audiobook. I could do it better. I think I have. That "accent" is a fucking joke -- can this woman actually read?It doesn't take a genius to do a horrible stereotypical accent."Hyperdermic" would not be a good needle ._.
Re. Jean: JP. STOP IT.
There have been eight billion OCs with magic healing powers. Quelle unoriginal.
Then again, am I surprised?
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Isn't everything based off fanfiction these days?
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I laugh when I play the game where I try to spot things that could've come from fic in JP's MR books.
Figgy. Possibly TFW in its entirety. And now magic healer OC.If she makes Iggy non-blind or saves Fang from death I WILL KILL A BITCH.
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JP is the only person I know who can write badfic about something he came up with.
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xD
I dunno, Breaking Dawn was pretty bad...
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Twilight started out bad and stayed about the same level of awful.
MR started out promising and... deteriorated.
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Permalink Reply by Xuut on
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Well SM did ruin Jacob for me.
I half liked him.
Till I read Breaking Dawn. Now I want to kill him off very painfully.
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Breaking Dawn was hilarious, but not as much of a gorefest as I was promised. Too much schmoop, not enough hilariously bad writing / violence.
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v.v
See, if I'm ever to write a book report on an author he's number one.
Oh boy, slander!
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See... his quality of writing has gotten better, but as the years go on I think he's smoked a fuck of a lot more crack.
One of his first novels is about... erm, a man trying to figure out who killed some people.
One of his later novels is about God and Satan getting two teenage virgins pregnant.
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