XD Adopt a N00b Programme. That's right ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first. Adopt a n00b, any n00b, and come register here for the small price of your sanity. :D
XD We need to raise them so they can. . . what? Grow up, break through being a n00b and one day. . . . . be a somewhat influential member on the site? Create a mass takeover of the world?
Think we could train them into minions? :DDDD
Alright, we'll have to set something like that up. Anyone else interested in this?
No! We can't train them to be influential members, they'll replace us. Just like how people build smarter computers, eventually the computers will be smarter than them and take over the world. We can't let that happen.