What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Xuut]

:D

Why yes, Mudkip I'd like some.
Some crumpets dear Mudkip?

[Mudkip]

*pours tea*
Why, thank you, Xuut.
Oh, where are my manners?
*curtsies*

[Xuut]

-Sips tea-
No, no, we're among Pokemon (among other things), no need for such trivial matters.

[Mudkip]

Oh, well.
*sits down*
*sips tea*
Xuut, have you heard?

[Mudkip]

No! You will mess up our fine British Tea!

[Xuut]

You can't mess up the fine British tea! Not until the apocalypse!

-Raises brow-

Hear what, my dear Mudkip?

[Mudkip]

You haven't heard?
Well, I assume it will be on the news soon enough.

[Xuut]

Heard what?!

I don't watch the news you see, I'm ignorant like that.

[Mudkip]

Ah, well.

*whispers*

You know Johnny, correct?

[Xuut]

Johnny who?

Johnny Bravo?

[Mudkip]

Yes, yes! Johnny Bravo!
Well, I heard that...

[Xuut]

He had danced with forty puppies before going mad, building a extravagant house and setting it on fire while screaming, "Cranky, anky doodle day!"