What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Contradiction]

Nomming cinnamon apples :D

[Mudkip]

Where'd my epic nom picture go...

[Contradiction]

Drinking blueberry tea with milk. Yeah, I know I'm weird.

[McFood]

I'm such a procrastinator. >./body>

[Omega]

I am alive. Honest.

[Fake]

Lucky bastard.

*waits impatiently to be reincarnated*

[Contradiction]

What did you do this time?

[Fake]

I went back in time and assassinated Buddha. I don't like the whole peace thing.

Turns out he was my great to the umpteenth grandfather.

Having to deal the paradox pissed HIM off so much HE incinerated my room, and me with it. Right now I'm waiting for HIM to chill out and forget about it so I can ask to be alive again.

But seriously. Buddha? Me? Who'da thought. I'm a bit ashamed, to be honest.

[Contradiction]

XDD

[Fake]

My buddy is the son of Hitler's secret lovechild.

Lucky bastard...

[Contradiction]

Is it just me, or do I remember a conversation back in November or something between you, Doom, and I about how Hitler was minor league or something? And about your supreme dictatorship, of course...

[Fake]

Even a pansy like HITLER is better than Buddha.

I mean, who else? Ghandi? Jesus? MLK Junior?

...

*checks skin colour*

Ok, those three are ruled out.

...Maybe.