What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Mudkip]

*wants updates*

[Mudkip]

No, I didn't read them all.


I do read at a fast pace, though. So.

[Mudkip]

Finished!

That's a good one-- needs longer chapters though. :P

[Fake]

I saw a psychologist today concerning my depression.

She ended up helping me make a deep philosophical leap, and I realized part of life's very nature, discovered something about our very existence that I had never considered before. This, unfortunately, made me even more depressed, as the knowledge I gained is fairly pessimistic.

...

I can't tell if it was a success or failure.

[Mudkip]

Wait-- you have depression?

I didn't know this. D:

*offers tea*

Well, I say a failure because it only made you more depressed... But a success because she did her job? Iono. I'm probably not helping...

[Fake]

*drinks tea* :D

Unfortunately, yes.

The success would be because I gained deep philosophical knowledge. Well, not that deep, but I gained it nonetheless.

[Mudkip]

Hmm...

It's both?

[Fake]

I suppose so.

[Mudkip]

*would've felt rude not to reply, so is posting this reply with no potential reason*

[Contradiction]

D:

I feel like I should give you a hug.

[Mudkip]

*also felt like that, but decided on tea instead of an awkward hugging scene through text*

[Fake]

I wouldn't, if I were you.

I got napalm'd. Failed assassination attempt.

Speaking of which, I should probably go put myself out...