Feeling very stupid and deciding that I will marry a rare species of parrot, perhaps the Spix's Macaw for the rest of my life and live as a zoologist in Brazil, away from civilization and try to save said rare species of parrot until I am brutally murdered by poachers in my sleep.
I've changed my mind. I don't want to save parrots, I wanna save the Omiltemi Rabbit. :D Although it's not in Brazil. It's in Mexico. I'll go. Edit: I just wanna save rabbits...
Well, I want to get brutally murdered while I'm young, like Dian Fossey so I can claim to have dedicated my life to said rabbit and be well known to most half-aware people of animals in the world. But I suppose I could always get brutally murdered when I'm like 80... I just want to stay away from people, asides from internet connection of course.
Rabbits are very cute ^^ You could decide to save the Tasmania Devil? Or uh, a small marsupial of some kind. Then you could come out to Australia :D And apparently we brutally murder tourists all the time, if that's at all appealing.
If you get brutally murdered while you're young, I'll miss you terribly though.... 80 is much better, and then you'd have dedicated over 60 years to these animals, which is pretty impressive. And internet is a given, you're not allowed to give that up.
But Aussieland has no rabbits. I wanna save rabbits. In fact aren't rabbits considered a pest there? But erm, while I search for weird looking ancient rabbits in Japan I'll be sure to visit you on my vacations. And yes, tourist death does sound VERY appealing. ^^
I like sixty years of trying to save freaky looking rabbits. It actually sounds really amusing. 80 is a good time to die, then I'll donate half of my money to some wild life thing to saving rabbits and the other half to The Dian Fossey Fund to save gorillas. I don't want children. XD I won't give up my internet, or at least my phone. I should think I'll have a phone by that time.
Psh. We have rabbits, /lots/ of rabbits, but yes, they are a pest, and we'd rather kill them than save them. But... our marsupials are so cute... they're like... more adorable than rabbits, and cute and soft, and only exist in Australia.
:D Lovely, all you have to do is go hitchhiking through the outback, and you'll be sure to disappear forever.
It does sound kind of fun^^ Eh, yes, by the time you're 80 a phone will probably have been acquired at some point.
XDD So I've heard. But this rare type of rabbit only exists in Japan! And it's a very rare type, a living fossil much like the Coelacanth. But I do love Koalas and Wallabies and Kangaroos.
XDD Wait. Is it terribly warm in the outback?
Mhm, in my mind I say screw humans, yay rabbits. I should hope at one point I'd have acquired a phone then.
It is. It only belongs on two very small islands. It's a very old species and doesn't really look like the traditional rabbit, it looks more like a mouse bear thing.