What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Brandybuck]

Speaking of Omegle, funniest conversation ever. Not mine, I found it on a site.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Have you ever spent time in an infantry unit, son?
Stranger: im not a son
Stranger: and no
You: Ever served in a forward area?
Stranger: no
You: Ever put your life in another man’s hands, ask him to put his life in yours?
Stranger: no
You: We follow orders, son. We follow orders or people die. It’s that simple. Are we clear?
Stranger: um ok
Stranger: are u a marine?
You: Are we clear?
Stranger: yes sir
You: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You?
You: I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom.
Stranger: probably so but i have friends who are marines
You: You have the luxury of not knowing what I know.
Stranger: yes i probably do
You: That my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
You: We use words like honor, code, loyalty.
You: We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something.
Stranger: ok ur either a marine or in the navy or army
Stranger: which one?
You: I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post.
You: Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Stranger: well which ever thanks for all you do
Stranger: but if u were a marine i was gonna give u a oorah, thus why i asked
You: I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it.
Stranger: i am not a man
Stranger: and i wasnt trying to question you i was trying to give u a friend oorah if u were a marine….but whatever
Stranger: friendly*
You: You can’t handle the truth!
Stranger: if you say so
You have disconnected.

[Megan (Fishy)]

I don't understand why this is funny. I feel really stupid.

[Nighthawk]

I finished my first oil painting ever! :DDD

I love this! Oil paints are awesome! :DD They're a couple of dead roses that I've randomly had in my room for the last two years because they're still pretty. XD

[Hannah]

:OOO

OMIGOD IT'S SO PRETTYYYYYYYYY.

[Nighthawk]

Thank you! :DD

[Nighthawk]

:D Thanks! ^-^

[Hannah]

Miss Hannah's Manner Class: Caution: Extreme cussing.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ily
You: Hi.
You: ily too.
Stranger: ilym
You: 'M'?
Stranger: nao
Stranger: M
You: Nao what?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: anal?
You: dorsal?
Stranger: no
Stranger: anal
Stranger: ass hole
Stranger: ffs.
You: ffs?
Stranger: for fucks sake
You: Nice.
Stranger: bitch ass fuck
Stranger: suck a fuck you douch
You: Mhm.
You: Douche*
Stranger: god damn ignorant piece of kunt samichj
You: And you're calling me ignorant?
Stranger: swallow a condom nigglet..
You: Ew. No.
You: That's just gross.
Stranger: your used to it fuck ass
You: You're*. It's really not that hard.
Stranger: what kind of a dumb fuck gets on the internet to correct grammar hah
Stranger: get fucked
You: You're not a very nice person, are you?
Stranger: i am though
You: Ok. Then apologize.
Stranger: Fuck you
Stranger: i'm sorry
You: I forgive you.
Stranger: okay
You: How are you today?
Stranger: <3
Stranger: good
You: Good. As am I.
Stranger: goodbye
You: Goodbye, have a nice day.
Stranger: you too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[RantingSidekick]

xDD Niiiiice.

[Omega]

Went to bed at 11. Woke up at 3. My alarms just went off - for 6am. I'm wide awake.

Fuck you, sleep.

[Fake]

The rents apparently have nothing better to do than complain about how I'll be a fat semi crippled old man when I grow up.

And, for the record, this is because I'm only running half an hour a day instead of an hour. Plus, I'm underweight by ten pounds.

:D

[Nighthawk]

I can't jog a quarter mile, so don't feel bad. :D

I can throw a heck of a spiral football, though...

[nathan_p]

I can't run period (and my mom says it's because I inherited her family's dense bones, wtf), so you've got one up on me there.